A Trinidadian, a Jamaican, a Barbadian and a Grenadian went to New York for the Labor Day weekend. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, the Trinidadian, because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn’t fair for the same person to stay with Daryl every night, so they voted to take turns.
The Grenadian slept with Daryl on the first night and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, ‘Man, what happened to you?’
He said, ‘Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.’
The next night it was the Barbadian’s turn. In the morning, he arrived for breakfast with hair all disheveled, eyes all blood-shot. They said, ‘Man, what happened to you? You look awful!’
He said, ‘Man, that Daryl! He shakes the roof. I watched him all night.’
The third night was the Jamaican’s turn. Blacka was a big burly Dread from Tivoli. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and chipper. ‘Good morning,’ he said. The others couldn’t believe it!
They said, ‘Man, what happened?’
He said, ‘Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night and said, “nite nite darling.” He sat up and watched me all night long.’