Venus vs. Mars

  1. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident..! It was a bad collision, caused by the woman’s reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt!  After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “So, you’re a handsome man.., That’s interesting.. I’m a woman..  Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!”
    The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
    The woman continued: And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break! Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune together…

Then she hands the bottle to the man seductively…
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman…
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man…
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence”.

*ADAM ATE THE APPLE AGAIN..!!*Men will NEVER learn ! 😂👌👍
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REMOTE STRUGGLES

2. A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked,”Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”

She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral :Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..*
The story continues….The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card……….”

*MORAL : Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*
Story continues….Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*
Story continues…After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…….

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues….She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*

On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table, “Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”.
*Moral: Don’t try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*

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