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A mother
wife were at home. Coincidentally, that day, the wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to her husband since he was busy sharing stories with his mother. The wife tricked her husband by pretending she has a headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, the husband followed her, leaving the mother in the sitting room. He took some time there, but when he came back, he had forgotten to close his zip.
MUM = “H
s she feeling now??”

Husband= “She is now feeling much better. I have given her paracetamol.”
Mum= “Ok
se the pharmacy.”

Funny Wife & Husband Conversations..

Some fun stuff to perk you up, keep smiling and be your smile-cue whenever you need ’em! οΏΌ

Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.

Husband: Of course they must be smart, that’s why they escaped from you.

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?

Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

WIFE: β€œThere’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: β€œWater in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”

WIFE: β€œI tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

HUSBAND: β€œYou don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”

WIFE: β€œIn the pool.”

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

Husband: Great! then…. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

For a Stress-busting rousing fun 5 minutes to start your day, I found more crazy stuff at http://sebanndottir.wordpress.com/stressbuster-fun/stress-busters/

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