Ndi Igbo sense ..😂

An Igbo doctor can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign post outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste

Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”

Igbo man: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Igbo man: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”

Igbo man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”

Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”.

Igbo man: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an Igbo Man. 

Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on others as you share this. 

====================

An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboring towns. Finally an Igbo guy was located who had a similar type of blood. The IGBO guy willingly donated his blood for d Arab. After d surgery, d Arab sent the Igbo guy as appreciation, a new BMW 540iL, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and half a million US dollars. Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Igbo dude who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After a successful surgery, the Arab sent the dude a thank u card and a carton of drinks & a goat. The Igbo guy was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and told him, ‘I thought this time you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a carton of drinks and a goat. To this d Arab replied ‘Nwannem I can’t help it, now I have Igbo blood running in my veins! 😂

====== IBO SENSE!

An Ibo man called his son in South Africa last week and said: “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough!”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer”, the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in USA and tell her”.

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “they’re doing no such thing”, she shouts. I’ll take care of this!

She calls home immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?”and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

“I told you, it’s done! They are coming home for Christmas”

Merry Christmas!!! 😀✌

====

6 responses to “Ndi Igbo sense ..😂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s