Two Ghosts and more..

*The discussion of two ghosts*:

1st ghost: Hey

2nd ghost: Hey

1st ghost: How did u die??

2nd ghost: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, I started freezing, & then, I couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.

1st ghost: Wow… what a sad way to die.

2nd ghost: Yeah. How did u die?

1st ghost: I died of heart attack.

2nd ghost: What happened?

1st ghost: My wife cheated on me. I came back home & saw a man’s pair of shoes. Then, I rushed to the bedroom & met only my wife there. I knew a man came & the man was stil in the house b’cos my wife was undressed & scared. So, I started running & searching the whole house. I searched the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wadrobe & dinning. I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.

2nd ghost: *IDIOT*!!! *Why didnt u check the refrigerator? The bastard was hiding in the refrigerator! Assuming u checked the refrigerator, by now, we both would’ve been alive😂😂😂

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Be CAREFUL who Prints your Wedding card.A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding card but he made a mistake by OMITTING the “1” before John; so he printed”John 4:18″.Don’t forget 1John 4:18 reads:” There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears”.ButJohn 4:18 READS:”For You have had five husbands before and he whom you have now is not your husband”.😄😄😄😄😄😆😂 Good day all.

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Men….smh! See below

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